Shut Up and Take My Money - The Coolest Gadgets and Novelty Items on the Internet

Aqua Coffee Table Aquarium $660.20 Your cats will go nuts when they see this coffee table. Comes with lighting, extension cord, decorative plants and a submersible filter pump.	Dynaflex 16,000 rpm Powerball $99.89 The Dynaflex powerball, a sphere the size of a tennis ball that feels as though you are lifting a 50 pound dumbbell when spinning at full speed. Looks like I have a new forearm exercise!	Coin Stealing Cat Bank $25.00 You put the coin on the sensor and a tiny little cat will literally reach its paw out and TAKE THE MONEY! Quite possibly the coolest bank ever.
Neocube 216pc Magnet Puzzle $24.50 Shape the 216 magnetic balls into any shape or object you can think of. Or use them as they are intended, as a puzzle. I shaped mine into a narwal giraffe.	Redwood Bonsai Trees - 5 Tree Forest $225.00 Thought to be extinct, the Dawn Redwood from Manchuria China was re-discovered in the 1940's. The tree's are 5-8 years old and roughly 22" tall. Now you too can be like Mr. Miyagi.	FlyJumpers Power Stilts $199.95 Ever wanted to jump 7-feet in the air and run at 20 mph? Become a super-hero with these. Just be careful when jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
Casio Men's Techmowear Remote Control Watch $56.99 Drive your teachers and local Best Buy salesmen nuts with this watch. In addition it acts as an instant chastity beacon.	ASUS Eee Pad Transformer 10.1-Inch Screen $394.00 From a tablet to a laptop in just a snap. amazing new hybrid. Just remember that you have to buy the keyboard separate. And it's expensive.	Pandigital Handheld Electronic Encyclopedia $99.95 This palm-sized electronic encyclopedia contains the entire English Wikipedia covering 3 million topics -- equivalent to more than 1,000 volumes.
InstaMorph - Moldable Plastic - 12 oz $16.95 No more awkward trips to the adult novelty store. With moldable plastic you can make... Anything. Yes, even that.	Kymera Magic Wand Programmable Remote Control $79.90 Change the channel like Harry Potter with this programmable remote control wand. In addition it will allow you to defeat Voldemort as it contains a Phoenix feather.	Ninja Grappling Hook $20.23 Impress your friends by falling off the side of a building. Just remember to upload the video to YouTube when you're done.
LEGO Alarm Clock Radio - Blue $32.19 How many of these do I need to build a giant screeching robot? *EDIT: Turns out it's 34 and it's not a good idea.	iRobot 560 Roomba Vacuuming Robot $379.99 If you buy this you can officially say you own a robot who does housework. Epic.	Logitech MX 518 Gaming Mouse $37.54 Voted "The Greatest Mouse of a Generation" by Reddit. Yea this just happened. We're that hip.
Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang $30.00 Bear Grylls told us if we didn't list this in the top 12 he'd... Well, you know.	Laser Target Alarm Clock $25.88 Hit the snooze by hitting the target with the laser pistol.	Toshiba Libretto 7-inch Dual Touchscreen Laptop $1,399.99 A truly unique product, the possibilities are endless.
Star Wars: Yoda and Vader Lightsaber Chopsticks $17.97 Eat chinese food and then fight to the death with these Star Wars chop sabers.	Face Butt Towel $18.98 Do you know where your towels been? You do now..	Bacon Band-Aids $5.22 Bacon shaped band-aids cover your wounds with deliciousness.
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker $24.99 Are you gonna tag a wall? No I'm going to make a martini.	Ninja Throwing Knives $8.05 Impress your friends by stabbing them in the eye with a throwing knife.	The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt $8.17 - $24.96 Three wolves shirt, because nothing is more manly than howling wolves.
Opteka Voyeur Right Angle Spy Lens $29.95 Pretend you're takin pictures of the water while creepily photographing bikini clad girls on shore.	Fiik Electric Powered Skateboard $749.99 The electric powered skateboard can go 19 miles on a charge.	Official Valve Portal Plush Companion Cube $29.99 A plush companion cube, for those lonely nights.
iPhone Pinball Machine $24.99 Need a gift for that person with an iPhone? turn their phone into a pinball machine!	iPhone Slot Machine $25.99 Get your gambling fix without going to the casino.	Bacon Wallet $9.32 Mmmmmmm..... Bacon Wallet.
Phantom Keystroker V2 $12.95 Create random mouse movements and toggle caps locks with this Phantom USB Keystroker.	SYMA Remote Controlled Helicopter $17.99 You'll probably want to buy these in bulk. fying operations around your cat never ends well.	Intelli Remote Controlled UFO $12.50 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No It's you with your Very own UFO. The Aliens will be so jealous.
Aperture Laboratories ID Card $9.99 Now you can gain access to imaginary science places.	Spy Bolt Hidden Compartment $22.49 We all have diamonds we just don't know where to hide. Now you can hide them in a bolt.	Bathroom Putting Green $18.59 Practice your putting on the can. Just remember to wash your balls when you're done.
The World's Smallest Solar Powered Car $4.58 The World's Smallest Solar Powered Car. Stick it in the sun and watch it go.	Lift-Up Transforming Coffee Table $199.99 A coffee table that transforms into a snack tray.	Eviltron $10.95 A tiny transmitter that beeps at random intervals. Hide it and watch anger ensue.
OCD Cutting Board $21.91 Cut on the line. Cut on the line. Cut on the line.	Toysmith Potato Powered Clock $11.08 Become an evil scientist who experiments on potato's. Chicks love scientists.	Xbox 360 Slim Vault - Nuclear Green $59.99 A protective and stylish case for your Xbox, it includes a hook to put your controllero on.
Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock $23.99 Wake up to pure evil with the Darth Vader alarm clock.	WowWee Tribot Talking Robot Companion $67.95 Forever alone no more!	OWI Robotic Arm Edge $33.17 You no longer have to sit on your hand until it goes numb...
OWI Solar Powered Grasshopper $5.00 Put this guy in the sun and watch him hop! Great gift for kids.	WowWee FemiSapien Humanoid Robot $79.99 If you're looking for a femal companion who is also battery operated, this is your gal.	Friendly Robotics Automatic Robomower $1,609.00 Mow the lawn from the comfort of your porch.
8-Bit Tie From Think Geek $14.99 Because high-def has become too mainstream.	Urban Trend Spirit Head Decanter $24.99 Because nothing says class like keeping your booze in a glass shaped skull.	Star Wars Light Saber Glowing Keychain $3.99 Just in case you ever need to battle a tiny little sith lord.
7-foot Inflatable Water Ball $459.00 Have a death wish and a lake? Then this is the perfect item for you, 7-feet of pure plastic terror. Please be careful if you buy this!	Doctor Who Tardis USB Hub $53.14 Tired of those boring old USB hubs? Perhaps Dr. Who can help.	Xbox 360 Slim Vault - MLG Special Edication Case $82.99 Make your Xbox 360 look like it could kill someone.
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver $23.99 Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver.	Vuzix Wrap 310XL Widescreen Video Glasses $176.25 Turn your plane ride into your own personal theatre.	Looxcie Wearable Bluetooth Camera $160.57 Document and record every step that you take. Also helpful to identify your muggers, well, as long as they don't steal this too.
Drone Remote Controlled Quadripcopter $299.99 Controll this amazing Quadricopter straight from Your iPhone, iPod Touch or your iPad.	Mini Banana Plant $5.39 Buy a banana tree and have bananas for the rest of your life. It will only take like 10 years for this to produce a banana, talk about delayed gratification.	Sunbeam Donut Maker $33.99 Sometimes you just need to make donuts... MMMMMMMM.... Donuts..... This is for those times.
Boogie Board Paperless LCD Writing Tablet $39.95 Use anything to write on the surface and create whatever your imagination can think of.	Secret Stash Spy Coins $20.99 Hide your secrets from The Government with these hollow spy coins.	Transformer USB Flash Drive $12.00 Don't worry they won't infect your computer and cause it to transform... Trust me.
EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles $143.99 Become an Ultra-Top-Super Secret Special Ops Agent with these.	Office Desk USB Missle Launcher $24.95 Two Words: Office Warfare.	Wi-fi Detector Hat $9.99 Detect Wi-fi signals wherever you go. This hat glows when it detects a wireless signal.
Samurai Sword Umbrella with Auto-Release $21.91 Become a ninja and dodge the raindrops with this kick-ass Samurai Sword Umbrella. Just be careful where you take it, and never take it onto a college campus. Seriously.	Star Wars: Trash Compactor Bookends $159.09 Hold your Star Wars DVD or book collection up with these stylish and detailed Star Wars bookends. Made by Gentle Giant Studios.	The Pin Clock $105.00 We've all pushed our faces (and other things) against those novelty pin-picture cushions. Well now you can get a clock that tells time by pushing out the numbers!