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The Coolest Gadgets and Novelty Items on the Internet
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Aqua Coffee Table 675 Aquarium
Aqua Coffee Table Aquarium

$660.20
Your cats will go nuts when they see this coffee table. Comes with lighting, extension cord, decorative plants and a submersible filter pump.

Dynaflex Iron Power Force 1 POWERBALL
Dynaflex 16,000 rpm Powerball

$99.89
The Dynaflex powerball, a sphere the size of a tennis ball that feels as though you are lifting a 50 pound dumbbell when spinning at full speed. Looks like I have a new forearm exercise!
Itazura Stealing Coin Cat Piggy Bank
Neocube Magnetic Spheres Puzzle 216pc Silver Balls
Neocube 216pc Magnet Puzzle
$24.50
Shape the 216 magnetic balls into any shape or object you can think of. Or use them as they are intended, as a puzzle. I shaped mine into a narwal giraffe.

Bonsai Boy's Redwood Bonsai Tree - 5 Tree Forest Group metasequoia glyptostroboides
Redwood Bonsai Trees - 5 Tree Forest

$225.00
Thought to be extinct, the Dawn Redwood from Manchuria China was re-discovered in the 1940's. The tree's are 5-8 years old and roughly 22" tall. Now you too can be like Mr. Miyagi.
Power Stilts
FlyJumpers Power Stilts
$199.95
Ever wanted to jump 7-feet in the air and run at 20 mph? Become a super-hero with these. Just be careful when jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
Casio Remote Control Watch
Casio Men's Techmowear Remote Control Watch

$56.99
Drive your teachers and local Best Buy salesmen nuts with this watch. In addition it acts as an instant chastity beacon.
 
Eee Pad Transformer
ASUS Eee Pad Transformer 10.1-Inch Screen

$394.00
From a tablet to a laptop in just a snap. amazing new hybrid. Just remember that you have to buy the keyboard separate. And it's expensive.
Pandigital Handheld Electronic Ency
Pandigital Handheld Electronic Encyclopedia

$99.95
This palm-sized electronic encyclopedia contains the entire English Wikipedia covering 3 million topics -- equivalent to more than 1,000 volumes.
Moldable Plastic
InstaMorph - Moldable Plastic - 12 oz

$16.95
No more awkward trips to the adult novelty store. With moldable plastic you can make... Anything. Yes, even that.

Kymera Magic Wand
Kymera Magic Wand Programmable
Remote Control

$79.90
Change the channel like Harry Potter with this programmable remote control wand. In addition it will allow you to defeat Voldemort as it contains a Phoenix feather.

Grappling Hook
Ninja Grappling Hook

$20.23
Impress your friends by falling off the side of a building. Just remember to upload the video to YouTube when you're done.

Lego Alarm Clock
LEGO Alarm Clock Radio - Blue

$32.19
How many of these do I need to build a giant screeching robot?
*EDIT: Turns out it's 34 and it's not a good idea.

iRobot 560 Roomba
iRobot 560 Roomba Vacuuming Robot

$379.99
If you buy this you can officially say you own a robot who does housework. Epic.
Logitech MX 518
Logitech MX 518 Gaming Mouse

$37.54
Voted "The Greatest Mouse of a Generation" by Reddit. Yea this just happened. We're that hip.

Bear Grylls Sword
Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang

$30.00
Bear Grylls told us if we didn't list this in the top 12 he'd... Well, you know.
Laser Target Alarm Clock
 Laser Target Alarm Clock
$25.88
Hit the snooze by hitting the target with the laser pistol.
Toshiba Libretto
Toshiba Libretto 7-inch Dual Touchscreen Laptop

$1,399.99
A truly unique product, the possibilities are endless.

Star Wars Chop Sabers
Star Wars: Yoda and Vader
Lightsaber Chopsticks

$17.97
Eat chinese food and then fight to the death with these Star Wars chop sabers.

Face Butt Towel
Face Butt Towel

$18.98
Do you know where your towels been? You do now..

Bacon Band-aids
Bacon Band-Aids

$5.22
Bacon shaped band-aids cover your wounds with deliciousness.
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

$24.99
Are you gonna tag a wall? No I'm going to make a martini.

Ninja Throwing Knives
Ninja Throwing Knives

$8.05
Impress your friends by stabbing them in the eye with a throwing knife.
Three Wolves TShirt
The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

$8.17 - $24.96
Three wolves shirt, because nothing is more manly than howling wolves.
Electric Skateboard
Fiik Electric Powered Skateboard

$749.99
The electric powered skateboard can go 19 miles on a charge.
Plush Companion Cube
Official Valve Portal Plush Companion Cube

$29.99
A plush companion cube, for those lonely nights.

iPhone Pinball Machine
iPhone Pinball Machine

$24.99
Need a gift for that person with an iPhone? turn their phone into a pinball machine!

iPhone Slot Machine
iPhone Slot Machine

$25.99
Get your gambling fix without going to the casino.
Bacon Wallet
Bacon Wallet

$9.32
Mmmmmmm..... Bacon Wallet.

Phantom USB Keystroke
Phantom Keystroker V2

$12.95
Create random mouse movements and toggle caps locks with this Phantom USB Keystroker.
SYMA Black Hawk Helicopter
SYMA Remote Controlled Helicopter

$17.99
You'll probably want to buy these in bulk. fying operations around your cat never ends well.

Remote Control UFO
Intelli Remote Controlled UFO

$12.50
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No It's you with your Very own UFO. The Aliens will be so jealous.
Aperture ID Card
Aperture Laboratories ID Card

$9.99
Now you can gain access to imaginary science places.
Spy Bolts
Spy Bolt Hidden Compartment

$22.49
We all have diamonds we just don't know where to hide. Now you can hide them in a bolt.
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf
Bathroom Putting Green

$18.59
Practice your putting on the can. Just remember to wash your balls when you're done.
Solar Car
The World's Smallest Solar Powered Car

$4.58
The World's Smallest Solar Powered Car. Stick it in the sun and watch it go.
Lift-Up Coffee Table
Lift-Up Transforming Coffee Table

$199.99
A coffee table that transforms into a snack tray.
Eviltron
Eviltron

$10.95
A tiny transmitter that beeps at random intervals. Hide it and watch anger ensue.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board

$21.91
Cut on the line. Cut on the line. Cut on the line.
Electric Potatos
Toysmith Potato Powered Clock

$11.08
Become an evil scientist who experiments on potato's. Chicks love scientists.
XBOX 360 Slim Vault
Xbox 360 Slim Vault - Nuclear Green

$59.99
A protective and stylish case for your Xbox, it includes a hook to put your controllero on.

Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock
Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock

$23.99
Wake up to pure evil with the Darth Vader alarm clock.




Talking Robot
WowWee Tribot Talking Robot Companion

$67.95
Forever alone no more!


OWI Robotic Arm
OWI Robotic Arm Edge

$33.17
You no longer have to sit on your hand until it goes numb...
Solar Powered Grasshopper
OWI Solar Powered Grasshopper

$5.00
Put this guy in the sun and watch him hop! Great gift for kids.

FemiSapien Humanoid Robot
WowWee FemiSapien Humanoid Robot

$79.99
If you're looking for a femal companion who is also battery operated, this is your gal.
Friendly Robot RoboMower
Friendly Robotics Automatic Robomower

$1,609.00
Mow the lawn from the comfort of your porch.
8-bit tie
8-Bit Tie From Think Geek
$14.99
Because high-def has become too mainstream.


Skull Decanter
Urban Trend Spirit Head Decanter

$24.99
Because nothing says class like keeping your booze in a glass shaped skull.
Star Wars Light Saber Keychain
Star Wars Light Saber Glowing Keychain

$3.99
Just in case you ever need to battle a tiny little sith lord.


7-foot Inflatable Water Ball

$459.00
Have a death wish and a lake? Then this is the perfect item for you, 7-feet of pure plastic terror. Please be careful if you buy this!
Dr. Who Tardis USB Hub
Doctor Who Tardis USB Hub

$53.14
Tired of those boring old USB hubs? Perhaps Dr. Who can help.

Xbox360 Slim Vault MLG
Xbox 360 Slim Vault - MLG Special Edication Case

$82.99
Make your Xbox 360 look like it could kill someone.
Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver

$23.99
Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver.


Big Screen Glasses
Vuzix Wrap 310XL Widescreen Video Glasses

$176.25
Turn your plane ride into your own personal theatre.
Bluetooth Camcorder
Looxcie Wearable Bluetooth Camera

$160.57
Document and record every step that you take. Also helpful to identify your muggers, well, as long as they don't steal this too.
Quadripcopter iPhone Controlled
Drone Remote Controlled Quadripcopter

$299.99
Controll this amazing Quadricopter straight from Your iPhone, iPod Touch or your iPad.

Banana Plant
Mini Banana Plant

$5.39
Buy a banana tree and have bananas for the rest of your life. It will only take like 10 years for this to produce a banana, talk about delayed gratification.

Donut Maker
Sunbeam Donut Maker

$33.99
Sometimes you just need to make donuts... MMMMMMMM.... Donuts..... This is for those times.

Boogie Board LCD Tablet
Boogie Board Paperless LCD Writing Tablet

$39.95
Use anything to write on the surface and create whatever your imagination can think of.

Spy Coins
Secret Stash Spy Coins

$20.99
Hide your secrets from The Government with these hollow spy coins.


Transformer USB Flash Drive
Transformer USB Flash Drive

$12.00
Don't worry they won't infect your computer and cause it to transform... Trust me.
Eyeclops Night Vision Goggles
EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles

$143.99
Become an Ultra-Top-Super Secret Special Ops Agent with these.
USB Missile Launcher
Office Desk USB Missle Launcher

$24.95
Two Words: Office Warfare.
Wi-Fi Hat
Wi-fi Detector Hat
$9.99
Detect Wi-fi signals wherever you go. This hat glows when it detects a wireless signal.
Samurai Sword Ninja Folding Umbrella Auto Release
Samurai Sword Umbrella with Auto-Release
$21.91
Become a ninja and dodge the raindrops with this kick-ass Samurai Sword Umbrella. Just be careful where you take it, and never take it onto a college campus. Seriously
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Star Wars Bookends 
Star Wars: Trash Compactor Bookends
$159.09
Hold your Star Wars DVD or book collection up with these stylish and detailed Star Wars bookends. Made by Gentle Giant Studios.


The Pin Clock
The Pin Clock
$105.00
We've all pushed our faces (and other things) against those novelty pin-picture cushions. Well now you can get a clock that tells time by pushing out the numbers!