The Coolest Gadgets and Novelty Items on the Internet
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Aqua Coffee Table 675 Aquarium
Aqua Coffee Table Aquarium

Your cats will go nuts when they see this coffee table. Comes with lighting, extension cord, decorative plants and a submersible filter pump.

Dynaflex Iron Power Force 1 POWERBALL
Dynaflex 16,000 rpm Powerball

The Dynaflex powerball, a sphere the size of a tennis ball that feels as though you are lifting a 50 pound dumbbell when spinning at full speed. Looks like I have a new forearm exercise!
Itazura Stealing Coin Cat Piggy Bank
Neocube Magnetic Spheres Puzzle 216pc Silver Balls
Neocube 216pc Magnet Puzzle
Shape the 216 magnetic balls into any shape or object you can think of. Or use them as they are intended, as a puzzle. I shaped mine into a narwal giraffe.

Bonsai Boy's Redwood Bonsai Tree - 5 Tree Forest Group metasequoia glyptostroboides
Redwood Bonsai Trees - 5 Tree Forest

Thought to be extinct, the Dawn Redwood from Manchuria China was re-discovered in the 1940's. The tree's are 5-8 years old and roughly 22" tall. Now you too can be like Mr. Miyagi.
Power Stilts
FlyJumpers Power Stilts
Ever wanted to jump 7-feet in the air and run at 20 mph? Become a super-hero with these. Just be careful when jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
Casio Remote Control Watch
Casio Men's Techmowear Remote Control Watch

Drive your teachers and local Best Buy salesmen nuts with this watch. In addition it acts as an instant chastity beacon.
Eee Pad Transformer
ASUS Eee Pad Transformer 10.1-Inch Screen

From a tablet to a laptop in just a snap. amazing new hybrid. Just remember that you have to buy the keyboard separate. And it's expensive.
Pandigital Handheld Electronic Ency
Pandigital Handheld Electronic Encyclopedia

This palm-sized electronic encyclopedia contains the entire English Wikipedia covering 3 million topics -- equivalent to more than 1,000 volumes.
Moldable Plastic
InstaMorph - Moldable Plastic - 12 oz

No more awkward trips to the adult novelty store. With moldable plastic you can make... Anything. Yes, even that.

Kymera Magic Wand
Kymera Magic Wand Programmable
Remote Control

Change the channel like Harry Potter with this programmable remote control wand. In addition it will allow you to defeat Voldemort as it contains a Phoenix feather.

Grappling Hook
Ninja Grappling Hook

Impress your friends by falling off the side of a building. Just remember to upload the video to YouTube when you're done.

Lego Alarm Clock
LEGO Alarm Clock Radio - Blue

How many of these do I need to build a giant screeching robot?
*EDIT: Turns out it's 34 and it's not a good idea.

iRobot 560 Roomba
iRobot 560 Roomba Vacuuming Robot

If you buy this you can officially say you own a robot who does housework. Epic.
Logitech MX 518
Logitech MX 518 Gaming Mouse

Voted "The Greatest Mouse of a Generation" by Reddit. Yea this just happened. We're that hip.

Bear Grylls Sword
Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang

Bear Grylls told us if we didn't list this in the top 12 he'd... Well, you know.
Laser Target Alarm Clock
 Laser Target Alarm Clock
Hit the snooze by hitting the target with the laser pistol.
Toshiba Libretto
Toshiba Libretto 7-inch Dual Touchscreen Laptop

A truly unique product, the possibilities are endless.

Star Wars Chop Sabers
Star Wars: Yoda and Vader
Lightsaber Chopsticks

Eat chinese food and then fight to the death with these Star Wars chop sabers.

Face Butt Towel
Face Butt Towel

Do you know where your towels been? You do now..

Bacon Band-aids
Bacon Band-Aids

Bacon shaped band-aids cover your wounds with deliciousness.
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Are you gonna tag a wall? No I'm going to make a martini.

Ninja Throwing Knives
Ninja Throwing Knives

Impress your friends by stabbing them in the eye with a throwing knife.
Three Wolves TShirt
The Mountain Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

$8.17 - $24.96
Three wolves shirt, because nothing is more manly than howling wolves.
Electric Skateboard
Fiik Electric Powered Skateboard

The electric powered skateboard can go 19 miles on a charge.
Plush Companion Cube
Official Valve Portal Plush Companion Cube

A plush companion cube, for those lonely nights.

iPhone Pinball Machine
iPhone Pinball Machine

Need a gift for that person with an iPhone? turn their phone into a pinball machine!

iPhone Slot Machine
iPhone Slot Machine

Get your gambling fix without going to the casino.
Bacon Wallet
Bacon Wallet

Mmmmmmm..... Bacon Wallet.

Phantom USB Keystroke
Phantom Keystroker V2

Create random mouse movements and toggle caps locks with this Phantom USB Keystroker.
SYMA Black Hawk Helicopter
SYMA Remote Controlled Helicopter

You'll probably want to buy these in bulk. fying operations around your cat never ends well.

Remote Control UFO
Intelli Remote Controlled UFO

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No It's you with your Very own UFO. The Aliens will be so jealous.
Aperture ID Card
Aperture Laboratories ID Card

Now you can gain access to imaginary science places.
Spy Bolts
Spy Bolt Hidden Compartment

We all have diamonds we just don't know where to hide. Now you can hide them in a bolt.
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf
Bathroom Putting Green

Practice your putting on the can. Just remember to wash your balls when you're done.
Solar Car
The World's Smallest Solar Powered Car

The World's Smallest Solar Powered Car. Stick it in the sun and watch it go.
Lift-Up Coffee Table
Lift-Up Transforming Coffee Table

A coffee table that transforms into a snack tray.

A tiny transmitter that beeps at random intervals. Hide it and watch anger ensue.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board

Cut on the line. Cut on the line. Cut on the line.
Electric Potatos
Toysmith Potato Powered Clock

Become an evil scientist who experiments on potato's. Chicks love scientists.
XBOX 360 Slim Vault
Xbox 360 Slim Vault - Nuclear Green

A protective and stylish case for your Xbox, it includes a hook to put your controllero on.

Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock
Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock

Wake up to pure evil with the Darth Vader alarm clock.

Talking Robot
WowWee Tribot Talking Robot Companion

Forever alone no more!

OWI Robotic Arm
OWI Robotic Arm Edge

You no longer have to sit on your hand until it goes numb...
Solar Powered Grasshopper
OWI Solar Powered Grasshopper

Put this guy in the sun and watch him hop! Great gift for kids.

FemiSapien Humanoid Robot
WowWee FemiSapien Humanoid Robot

If you're looking for a femal companion who is also battery operated, this is your gal.
Friendly Robot RoboMower
Friendly Robotics Automatic Robomower

Mow the lawn from the comfort of your porch.
8-bit tie
8-Bit Tie From Think Geek
Because high-def has become too mainstream.

Skull Decanter
Urban Trend Spirit Head Decanter

Because nothing says class like keeping your booze in a glass shaped skull.
Star Wars Light Saber Keychain
Star Wars Light Saber Glowing Keychain

Just in case you ever need to battle a tiny little sith lord.

7-foot Inflatable Water Ball

Have a death wish and a lake? Then this is the perfect item for you, 7-feet of pure plastic terror. Please be careful if you buy this!
Dr. Who Tardis USB Hub
Doctor Who Tardis USB Hub

Tired of those boring old USB hubs? Perhaps Dr. Who can help.

Xbox360 Slim Vault MLG
Xbox 360 Slim Vault - MLG Special Edication Case

Make your Xbox 360 look like it could kill someone.
Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver

Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver.

Big Screen Glasses
Vuzix Wrap 310XL Widescreen Video Glasses

Turn your plane ride into your own personal theatre.
Bluetooth Camcorder
Looxcie Wearable Bluetooth Camera

Document and record every step that you take. Also helpful to identify your muggers, well, as long as they don't steal this too.
Quadripcopter iPhone Controlled
Drone Remote Controlled Quadripcopter

Controll this amazing Quadricopter straight from Your iPhone, iPod Touch or your iPad.

Banana Plant
Mini Banana Plant

Buy a banana tree and have bananas for the rest of your life. It will only take like 10 years for this to produce a banana, talk about delayed gratification.

Donut Maker
Sunbeam Donut Maker

Sometimes you just need to make donuts... MMMMMMMM.... Donuts..... This is for those times.

Boogie Board LCD Tablet
Boogie Board Paperless LCD Writing Tablet

Use anything to write on the surface and create whatever your imagination can think of.

Spy Coins
Secret Stash Spy Coins

Hide your secrets from The Government with these hollow spy coins.

Transformer USB Flash Drive
Transformer USB Flash Drive

Don't worry they won't infect your computer and cause it to transform... Trust me.
Eyeclops Night Vision Goggles
EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles

Become an Ultra-Top-Super Secret Special Ops Agent with these.
USB Missile Launcher
Office Desk USB Missle Launcher

Two Words: Office Warfare.
Wi-Fi Hat
Wi-fi Detector Hat
Detect Wi-fi signals wherever you go. This hat glows when it detects a wireless signal.
Samurai Sword Ninja Folding Umbrella Auto Release
Samurai Sword Umbrella with Auto-Release
Become a ninja and dodge the raindrops with this kick-ass Samurai Sword Umbrella. Just be careful where you take it, and never take it onto a college campus. Seriously
Star Wars Bookends 
Star Wars: Trash Compactor Bookends
Hold your Star Wars DVD or book collection up with these stylish and detailed Star Wars bookends. Made by Gentle Giant Studios.

The Pin Clock
The Pin Clock
We've all pushed our faces (and other things) against those novelty pin-picture cushions. Well now you can get a clock that tells time by pushing out the numbers!